obsession;
makemestfu:

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You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That’s God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.


When your bestfriend is making a presentation at school:
When my mom’s in my room and she’s touching all my stuff
When you just had dinner and someone catches you at the fridge 20 minutes later getting more food and they say: “But you just ate dinner like 20 mi…”